VAR-01 · GROUND

Tank Mount
All-terrain. Crosses a desk in under a minute and stops for nothing.
Meet $COLLECTANK. From timeline character to graded relic: Frank Ashford now lives as a collectible icon, archived forever and minted for the culture.
COMING SOON
He was a character on the timeline. Then somebody put him in plastic, and now he is an asset class. The haircut alone took up most of the card.
A slab can't walk, so the archive fitted transport. Each one is equally impractical.

All-terrain. Crosses a desk in under a minute and stops for nothing.

One wheel, no stabilisers. Leans a little and somehow never falls.

Two balloons and a light breeze. Goes up on its own schedule.
