$COLLECTANK

Collect Frank

Graded relic
#FA-001
Archive 01
Pop 1
Mint 10

Meet $COLLECTANK. From timeline character to graded relic: Frank Ashford now lives as a collectible icon, archived forever and minted for the culture.

CACOMING SOON
A clear graded slab holding a portrait card of Frank Ashford: wide black bowl haircut, glasses, brown jacket, blue background. Label reads Frank Ashford, Archive Portrait, Mint 10
Exhibit A · move your cursor over it

One face. Sealed.

He was a character on the timeline. Then somebody put him in plastic, and now he is an asset class. The haircut alone took up most of the card.

Centering10
Corners10
Haircut symmetry10
Facial expressionNone detected
Final gradeMint 10
Send it back as often as you like. See what happens.
Chase variants

Three ways to move a relic.

A slab can't walk, so the archive fitted transport. Each one is equally impractical.

VAR-01 · GROUND
The Frank Ashford slab mounted on chrome tank treads

Tank Mount

All-terrain. Crosses a desk in under a minute and stops for nothing.

VAR-02 · BALANCE
The Frank Ashford slab balanced on a single wheel

Monowheel

One wheel, no stabilisers. Leans a little and somehow never falls.

VAR-03 · AIR
The Frank Ashford slab lifted by two blue balloons

Balloon Lift

Two balloons and a light breeze. Goes up on its own schedule.

The slab on a small chrome trolley under a magnifying glass, a white inspection glove beside it
Acquisition form

How to collect.

  1. STEP-01
    Open a walletAny wallet you trust. Store the seed phrase offline.
  2. STEP-02
    Fund itAdd what you need, with a little extra for fees.
  3. STEP-03
    Verify the CACopy it from this page or from @collectank. Inspect twice, like a grader.
  4. STEP-04
    Swap and sealPaste the CA into your DEX and swap for $COLLECTANK. White gloves optional.